March 2012
Me: I'm trying not to feel bad for people nowadays.
Sharon: Same here. Oh wait, I normally don't.
Me: I have to poop, and GUESS WHAT?! I'm back on schedule! (pooping at ten at night)
Mariah: OH MY GOD. I'm so happy for you, best news I've heard all day.
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005: I never wear underwear. Only to sleep in or...
My best friend found a giraffe toilet paper holder for our bathroom when we move in together. HOLY SHIT.
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004: Hot dogs are my favorite food. All different...
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Going on a date Friday, was originally going to be tea/coffee… But, I suggested hot dogs. This girl has a thumbs up already. She’s totally down to get some hot dogs.
February 2012
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003: I like reading to people when I poop. Just to...
Anonymous asked: hahahaha do you talk to inanimate objects?
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002: I think inanimate objects have feelings.
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001: I've never thrown up because of drinking too...
“The best love is the one that makes you a better person, without changing you...”
– Anonymous (via beleagueredpericardium)
Half way through The Vow and already cried 3 or 4...
